Concluding the nineteenth-century adventures of two immortal pirate lords, one ex-commodore, and an undead monkey.

See Part 1 for header info.

Warning: reckless deviation from recognised pairings and historical events. NC-17.

Hector Barbossa, Self Portrait in a Fairly Big Hat

( Make for the Mediterranean... )

The continuing nineteenth-century adventures of two immortal pirate lords, one ex-commodore, and an undead monkey.

See Part 1 for header info.

Warning: reckless deviation from recognised pairings and historical events. NC-17.

( Catch the train to Arles… )

The nineteenth-century adventures of two immortal pirate lords, one ex-commodore, and an undead monkey.

This grew out of a fic exchange request for what I think is a unique OT3.* It was too dark and long for the exchange, but I wrote it anyway.

Pairing: um... Sparringtossa? (This part mostly Sparrington. You can bail out when things get ugly ( Read more... )

Ten linked drabbles and double drabbles.

Characters: Jack, Barbossa

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Characters: Jack, Barbossa, Jack the monkey, Tia Dalma, Bill Turner
Rating: suitable for all.  Anything that still looks dodgy is your own problem.
Disclaimer: not mine
Unbetaed

Goats and Monkeys, a Jack and Hector Book for Beginning Readers

Hector is sewing.  He hears a noise.

Look out, Hector!  The monkey is taking your drink!

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Written for the pirategasm Halloween Challenge because I can’t bear to see the monkey left out. Goes with the Nuts Out Series, although it's not really a part of it. You can find the other Nuts in my tags.

Author: p0wdermonkey
Characters: Monkey, Jack, Barbossa, and one other.
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the above, much as I’d like to.
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On the voyage back from World’s End, Barbossa, Jack, and the monkey, continue their quest for captaincy, eternal life, and tasty nibbles.   But who's looking for which?  AWE missing scene.
If you like this, you can find the rest of the Nuts Out series in my tags.
First posted 4th July 2007.

Characters: Barbossa, Jack Sparrow, Jack the Monkey
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Dead Jack(s) and Barbossa move towards an understanding.  With nibbles.  AWE missing scene.
You can find the rest of the Nuts Out Series through my tags.
First posted 7th June 2007.

Characters: Jack, Jack, Barbossa, Jack….
Rating: R for slash. (Higher if crude innuendo or cruelty to undead monkeys really bothers you.)
Author:
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